Cooter Cold 

The act of a woman getting an STD.

I wouldn't sleep with her, I heard she has a cooter cold.

Cooter Cold by Caaclvl3 January 23, 2018

cold cooter 

similar to the cold sholder, a female performs the cold cooter while riding in a car with her male companion. when he says something to anger her, she turns her hips, crosses her legs, looks out the window, and gives him the COLD COOTER

when i told my girlfriend that Suzie was hotter, she promptly gave me the cold cooter.

cold cooter by matt36210 July 4, 2005

Cootercologist 

OB/GYN, gynecologist, a nanny doctor.

I accidentally shot up in her so I sent her to the cootercologist to get the MAP.

Cootercologist by Sammy Patrick September 10, 2003