scrotox 

An anti-wrinkle treatment, similar to "Botox," for the scrotum. Sometimes deemed vain and unnecessary, the scrotox treatment is nonetheless gaining popularity in Europe and the west coast.

After grandpa's scrotox treatment, his balls looked as smooth as a peach. I wonder how long that'll last, but I'm more worried about the fact that he showed me his balls.

scrotox by Scrotexyak November 12, 2004

scrotox 

A new treatment for removing unsightly wrinkles from scrotum.

He was the ultimate metrosexual, not a hair out of place, not a wrinkle anywhere. I swear, when they finally invent scrotox he'll be first in line for a treatment.

scrotox by Jeremy Sherman January 29, 2009

Scrotox 

A new cosmetic medical procedure used by maturing men for their sagging scrotum. It requires the injection of botulinum toxin aka Botox™ into the skin of the scrotum so the sac lifts and the wrinkles disappear giving a more youthful appearance. Scrotoxing also reduces injury during teabagging and makes it more difficult to squirrel grip during rough sex.

Sheila was ecstatic after Shane went and had the Scrotox procedure. It's been like a new lease of life. His teabagging her no longer feels like a slap in the face and his ball sac feels so smooth to lick and kiss.

Scrotox by Dick Examiner May 3, 2018

Scrotozoa 

Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls.

My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls.

Scrotozoa by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

Scroto baggins 

Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".

I'm drunk. Scroto Baggins

Scroto baggins by StrongDynamics September 19, 2009

Scrotoplasm 

Any number of fluids housed inside of the male scrotum; i.e. blood, seminal fluid etc.

The handrail annihilated his coin purse releasing a good amount of scrotoplasm.

Scrotoplasm by kid8088 April 17, 2009

scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.

He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.

scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006