Gonk 

A polite way to call someone a idiot

u absolute gonk

Gonk by shankedyshankerton January 26, 2019

Gonk 

A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.

'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'

Gonk by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018

gonk 

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

gonk by Luke July 12, 2003

Gonk 

A slang term used in the world of Cyberpunk 2077, usually referring to a smooth brained individual who either says, or does, something that is extremely fucking stupid.

Johnny: C'mon V, smoke a cig for me. I need nicotine.

V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line.
Johnny: You fucking gonk.

Gonk by daveycrockett3 December 16, 2020

gonk 

Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.

Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.

gonk by :) October 12, 2004

gonk 

A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.

Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man

gonk by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009

gonk 

A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia

Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:

gonk by xJenx September 4, 2005