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n. Sexual term for when a male ejaculates in a female's eyes, and runs away leaving the female to wander around blindly like mr. magoo
dude, i gave you mom a magoo last night.

He had the nerve to give me a magoo.
magoo by scintifek156 May 20, 2005
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To have difficulty seeing or to have excessively weird or ugly eye glasses. Reference to sight challenged cartoon character.
I broke my glasses, so I had to magoo my way around until I got them fixed.

Kerry bought her new glasses online and the frames are awful, she looks like a magoo.
magoo by caterpwillar June 28, 2010
noun: to be a odd, lame, chessy person with no intention to give back to society.
That guy back there was so magoo.
magoo by Evan97013 April 29, 2008
An adjective used to describe and capture the banality of a person that lacks the defining personality traits and characteristics-positive or negative though they may be-that are generally ascribed to and reserved for conventionally compelling, interesting or otherwise engaging human beings.
"The other day Sarah was telling me about her vacation in the Cayman Islands with her family. It was beautiful out, but she opted to stay inside all day and watch reruns of Saved by the Bell: The New Class. Oh my god, she's so magoo."
Magoo by Askritch January 20, 2011
The physical phenomanon of ones scrotum sticking to the inside of ones leg. This often occurs on hot humid days in the summertime. It can be cured by simply peeling the scrotum off the leg, which, if done properly will result in a pleasant tingle.
Person 1: Jesus man its so hot out. I gotta serious magoo bro!
Person 2: Haha, peel that shit off!
Magoo by Andrew Feigelis January 15, 2006
a fan of the band vulfpeck.
a member of the vulfpack.
a generally cool person who likes their music both funky and low-volume.
"that handsome person over there refuses to stop talking about joe dart's sick basslines."
"i know, right? they're so magoo."
magoo by notasfarwest April 3, 2017