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Tom Sawyer 

Someone who uses elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

The attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

Or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
Tony not only talked his way out the parking ticket, he got the meter maid's phone number. The guy is such a Tom Sawyer.

Larry tried to Tom Sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn't keep his facts straight.
Tom Sawyer by Andrew Mullen December 27, 2008
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1. One of Canadian Supergroup Rush's best known songs.

2. The poster song for Rush. Basically the song people know when they pretend to like Rush to gain respect of a friend who likes rush.
A modern warrior mean mean stride, todays Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride.

"i love tom sawyer"
"dude, maybe you should listen to some of their other songs"
tom sawyer by Betsch February 28, 2008

Tom Sawyer 

That one song by a given band that everyone knows, even if they know nothing else by the band.

Named for the song by Rush.
Tom Sawyer by nbmft13 July 30, 2015

Tom Sawyer 

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
Tom Sawyer by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010

Tom Sawyer 

A filtered drink with origins in South Eastern Minnesota. One part Root Beer, one part Lemonade, and a shot of Citris Juice (fresh squeezed oranges). The official party flavor of twenty first century America.
Hey bartender can I get another hit of OJ in my Tom Sawyer, I need that vitamin C pick-me-up!
Tom Sawyer by moyer_s6x February 15, 2009

Tom Sawyer 

A drink that mixes lemon-lime Hawaiian Punch and Vodka.

aka: delicious
Guy #1: "Dude, what is that?"

Guy #2: "It's a Tom Sawyer. You want some?"

Guy #1: "Hell yeah I do."

(tastes drink)

Guy #1: "Shit's strong man"

Guy #2: "Real strong"
Tom Sawyer by goldenhurricane425 October 6, 2010

Tom Sawyer 

When you start giving yourself a handjob (white washin') and then trick a bitch into finishing the job...
The Tom Sawyer, is when you text a girl to come over and you start masturbating before she comes, you talk her into finsihing you off and cuming.
Tom Sawyer by DCadvantages March 20, 2008