woyft 

What's On Your Feet Today? meaning: what shoes are you wearing?

*Guy calls his friend*
Guy: 'Yo, WOYFT?'
Friend: ' Wearing my Nikes, what about you?'

woyft by Tlacko September 14, 2017

Hofty Wofty 

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

woyat

A chavvy way of saying 'what'. Often said angrily to tell people to GTFO. Can be used as a greeting.

Tim: 'hey harry!'

Harry: 'woyat!'

woyat by liud001 October 28, 2013

Wofta

1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.

1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"

Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012

Wooly woofter 

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

Wooly woofter by Sparst May 13, 2005

woftback 

The rare offensive odor of a womans vagina than can often be smelt when you're nowhere near it.

Man, I pyownded this girl the other night and copped some offensive woftback from her stinky britches. It was like being slapped in the face

woftback by Seros August 4, 2007

woft

Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.

That last meeting was a total woft.

woft by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004