TwoHoles

"TwoHoles" simply means to have 2 assholes. Having an ingrown ass hair causes the opening of the second hole. The first person on record to have "TwoHoles" is Rino who is now called TwoHoles. People who have "TwoHoles" are usually known to be useless so watch out!

Shooter McGavin: hey you see that kid with TwoHoles over there?
Chris: Oh yeah I see him, isn't that Rino?
Shooter McGavin: Yeah that TwoHoled bastard is pretty useless.
Chris: You said it!

TwoHoles by Hole-Killa July 28, 2008

Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release 

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.

Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

does a straw have one or two holes 

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

does a straw have one or two holes by The smart dude December 10, 2017