The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.

Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"

Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"

Christman Shopping by GUK S. December 23, 2009

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michael christman

1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.

4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.

Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.

michael christman by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018

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Tyler Christman

A hell of a guy who lived his life to the fullest (age14) died (September 20) doing what he loved playing football everyone prayed for his Health but wasn’t enough for a miracle this guy is coolest man you would meet

Guy 1: Dude I wish I was Tyler Christman

Guy 2: who doesn’t

Tyler Christman by xN8NB0710x September 22, 2021

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