schiavoed 

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.

schiavoed by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010

schiavoed 

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight

schiavoed by bofanD February 26, 2009

Schiavoed 

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"

Schiavoed by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

Schiavoed 

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

Schiavoed by joe April 13, 2005

Schiavoed 

When you are planning to get fucked up, retarded

I am going to get Schiavoed tonight

Schiavoed by Joe Sayre October 30, 2007

Schiavoed 

To get fucked up on drugs or alcohol to a point where you cannot move or talk.

Matt is so Schiavoed right now hes been laying there all night. I think its time to pull the plug.

Schiavoed by Gonzom85 April 12, 2010

Schiavoed 

When you or someone else gets WTF Pwned and turns into a vegetable, much like Terry Schiavo. She was the chick they pulled the plug on although the dick husband wanted to make her suffer.

Damn, you just got Schiavoed bitch!

Schiavoed by Kirk a.k.a Big K May 12, 2007