Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING

Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

sucked into the lie by chance of fatherhood April 29, 2012

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I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

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Sucked paint

A term used to describe sucking toes.

Yo I sucked paint off Ashley's toes last night!

Sucked paint by Hom2436 January 14, 2018

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Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

Slunked by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

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