FudgeMuppet

The act of fisting a loved one in the ass.

Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.

by Ottoh June 24, 2012

Fudgemuppet

An adult male who secretly visits same-sex brothels, because he is too afraid to come out of the closet. Usually all of the fudgemuppets friends will be aware of his secret sexual preferences, without the fudgemuppet being aware that they've learned his secret.

Why won't Michael just come out of the closet? Everyone one knows his secret.
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!

by SupremeLeaderWang October 26, 2017

Fudgemuppet

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The phenomenon of having a sloshy shit-juiced penis after having anal sex with a person that has diarrhea.

Jack: I had a fudgemuppet after anally pounding Lisa last night, never having sex with that bitch again, took me ages to get rid of the stench.

by JackyPakutra February 1, 2018

fudge-muppet

when you shit your pants so bad it goes up the back of your shirt

i think i just fudge-muppet

by BIG mac muppet March 14, 2019

fugmuppet

A combination of 'fucking ugly and 'muppet'

A particularely ugly child, most often pimped out to the media by their mothers who think they're god's gift to humanity despite the obvious fug factor.

Bindi Irwin (Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter's daughter) is one irritating, pimped out fugmuppet.

by Grimmlok November 28, 2007

Fudge Muppet

A term used to describe the act of fisting someone in the asshole.

"McMaster gave a fudge muppet to Joey last night."

by Emithises' Shit Post February 4, 2017