Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.

You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

The McCluskey Slice by Johnny Dragon March 18, 2013

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McCloskey

A powerful and elegant family, hailing from Ireland.

'She's definitely a McCloskey'
'How do you know?'
'Just check out that walk. She could be a queen'.

McCloskey by timooo76 September 7, 2010

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McCluskey Special

While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.

Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.

McCluskey Special by hotshotmpls September 9, 2006

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