To buy a girl lots of shots, then leave her passed out on the pavement, blaming it on others. When confronted, to get very aggressive and defensive, and pretend to forget what happened that night.
-Mate, I heard you pulled the Silva move.
-Yeh, I bought her like 15 shots. She ended up getting her stomach pumped three times.
-Didn't you even call an ambulance?
-Nah man, that's not my thing. To be honest, xxxxx also bought her drinks. So it's not just MY fault.
A type of dress consisting of khaki pants and a collared shirt (Pull-over sweater optional) with tennis shoes. The shirt MUST be tucked in and the pants must be short enough to show off 4 inches of sock.
Verb. The sexual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. Once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have sex on the canvas. Fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.
Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.
"Do you have your squash goggles?"
"Yeah they are in my closet downstairs. Why?"
"Were going to try The Salvador Dali Technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out." - Piet Mondrean/One of many mistresses