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CrackPuss 

Means that your a stoopid cracked out skunthole
You’re a crackpuss ms

Cacapuss 

Nasty beezy
A dirty pussy
A humid and smelly snatch
You tell your bestfriend, "Ay, your sister has a Cacapuss. All the homies smell the same."
Cacapuss by Amanda Hernandez April 2, 2008
Scientific name (species) following the scientific name (genus) of something that gets you high like crack.
Skydiving: Jumpus crackus
Shopping: Spendus crackus
Racing: Nascarus crackus
Dogs: Canis crackus
crackus by K9K9K9 April 1, 2010

Crackus-Murr 

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.
Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.

Surface Crackess 

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.
Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!
Surface Crackess by dPythonb September 10, 2009

Bootius Crackus

I once fell into a Bootius Crackus and liked it.