Crackle Share definition Flag Those little white stinky rocks of funk that you cough-up from the back of your throat. Super-powered funk is released if they are mashed between your fingers. Man, get a whiff of this funky-ass crackle I just coughed-up! Crackle by fatphilly September 15, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Crackle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch