jobblocking
jobblocking by zenstoner October 13, 2025
Words you can keep
Jokeblocking
Noun (johk-blok-ing)
Jokeblocking, an act usually carried out by a jokeblocker, is the gesture of deliberately ruining someone's attempt to tell a joke or cause others to laugh, either by distraction or dismissal. Not to be mistaken for cockblocking
Jokeblocking, an act usually carried out by a jokeblocker, is the gesture of deliberately ruining someone's attempt to tell a joke or cause others to laugh, either by distraction or dismissal. Not to be mistaken for cockblocking
Danny: Hey, listen to this joke! "Knock, kno-"
George: Dude that was funny three fucking years ago.
Danny: Damn, stop jokeblocking me.
George: Dude that was funny three fucking years ago.
Danny: Damn, stop jokeblocking me.
Jokeblocking by Jimmy Saville fan club January 14, 2013
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Job Blocking
When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.
Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
Job Blocking by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009
JigBlocking
The act of stealing a person's computer for an extended period of time, prohibiting them from jigging and playing other online puzzle games.
JigBlocking by georgegirl240 October 21, 2010
Job Blocking
Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.
I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.
Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.
I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.
Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.
Job Blocking by claymenia April 23, 2011
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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