Definitions by zcmc

I'm begging you 

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

I'm begging you by ZCMC March 11, 2009

a france 

A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.

In a classroom

Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!

Students silently chuckle.

a france by ZCMC March 10, 2009

Rebeat 

This refers to when you beat up someone that you had already beat up recently.

I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!

Rebeat by ZCMC March 10, 2009

yawn 

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"

yawn by ZCMC March 10, 2009

Seizure 

Roman emperor.

Used in place of the word Caesar due to people's inability to pronounce.

Julius Seizure proclaimed 'I came, I saw, I conquered!! '

Seizure by ZCMC March 10, 2009

stinky dreams 

When you fart in someone's face when they are sleeping.

"Yesterday I farted in my brother's face and gave him the stinky dreams."

stinky dreams by ZCMC March 9, 2009

Cold finger 

To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!

I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!

Cold finger by ZCMC March 8, 2009