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by ZCMC March 9, 2009
Get the stinky dreams mug.The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.
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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
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Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.
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Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.
(Example of a Winner diamond in a discussion board, topic: last comment winz)
Michael says: I will have the last comment
John says: Nope, i will!!!
Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D
Zayne says:
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Lisa says: This game is pointless..
Michael says: I will have the last comment
John says: Nope, i will!!!
Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D
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Lisa says: This game is pointless..
by ZCMC November 11, 2009
Get the Winner diamond mug.A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.
In a classroom
Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!
Students silently chuckle.
Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!
Students silently chuckle.
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
Get the a france mug.The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!
by ZCMC March 4, 2009
Get the the dick lift game mug.A noun or action used to describe a man that enjoys getting nude and shaking his penis in front of everybody, including other men.
"Look at you! Waving your prick in front of everybody!! You are such a Yearwood!
Jack : "Dude, you should go over to that chick and totally do a Yearwood.
Idiot : "Sure dude, i'll do that!"
(10 seconds later)
Idiot : "Owwww! My face!"
Jack : "Dude, you should go over to that chick and totally do a Yearwood.
Idiot : "Sure dude, i'll do that!"
(10 seconds later)
Idiot : "Owwww! My face!"
by ZCMC January 31, 2009
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Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.
(turns on radio)
Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!
Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!
Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.
(turns on radio)
Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!
Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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