25 definitions by zcmc
Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.
Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"
Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."
Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!
Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."
Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!
Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
by zcmc March 12, 2009
A noun or action used to describe a man that enjoys getting nude and shaking his penis in front of everybody, including other men.
"Look at you! Waving your prick in front of everybody!! You are such a Yearwood!
Jack : "Dude, you should go over to that chick and totally do a Yearwood.
Idiot : "Sure dude, i'll do that!"
(10 seconds later)
Idiot : "Owwww! My face!"
Jack : "Dude, you should go over to that chick and totally do a Yearwood.
Idiot : "Sure dude, i'll do that!"
(10 seconds later)
Idiot : "Owwww! My face!"
by zcmc February 1, 2009
This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.
Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
by zcmc March 11, 2009
(In a car)
Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.
(turns on radio)
Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!
Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!
Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.
(turns on radio)
Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!
Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!
by zcmc April 1, 2009
The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!
by zcmc March 4, 2009
by zcmc March 11, 2009
It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by zcmc August 10, 2009