zak's definitions

terrorism

U.S. foriegn policy. For some reason we American seem to think that terrorism was invented on Sept. 11th, but it has been business as usual for the U.S. government for the last century.

The war on terrorism will not be over until the U.S. becomes a third world country.

by Zak November 15, 2003

fade to black

What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 1, 2003

1 2 ska-do

1. finger banging 2.finger banging ones mother 3. fingering anything really

Hey Luigi! I gave your mom the 1 2 ska-do last night.

by ZAk March 22, 2005

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 3, 2003

Ozzyish

The incoherent, strung-together language spoken by The Crown Prince of Darkness, Ozyy Osbourne.

I don't speak Ozzyish, Mr. Osbourne. Can't you speak ENGLISH?

by Zak April 30, 2003

van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

by ZAk March 23, 2005

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003