candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 03, 2003

OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

by Zak May 03, 2003

1 2 ska-do

1. finger banging 2.finger banging ones mother 3. fingering anything really

Hey Luigi! I gave your mom the 1 2 ska-do last night.

by ZAk March 22, 2005

The Dickies

A band that likes to think that they influenced everyone in the genre of punk, but actually were just a Ramones rip-off band. They play the "It shoulda been us" card. But as Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day put it "Fuck you. It's not you. It will never be you. You'll never write a good song for the rest of your life." Which is plenty true folks.

Man, we started our punk band, then a week later they're acting the fuckin' Dickies on us. Little fuckin' rip-off "punks''!

by Zak January 22, 2004

fade to black

What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 01, 2003

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 03, 2003