zak's definitions

Super Jew

Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.

That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!

by Zak June 5, 2003

Buzzcocks

A very good punk band that is often overlooked or underrated. Sang songs about topics no other bands would touch. Very good, go pick up "Singles Going Steady" right now.

Lipstick, No Reply, Orgasm Addict, Ever Fallen In Love?

by Zak January 22, 2004

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

yellow yell

Span: A type of person who can convince cheese to perform complex algorithms.

This cheddar refuses to do my math homework. Please find me a yellow yell

by ZAK September 3, 2003

Genuvue

The smart-ass of RoscoGenuvue.cjb.net

"You're a fucking idiot, Rosco."

by Zak December 1, 2003

PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

by Zak May 12, 2004

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 3, 2003