Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 03, 2003

careface

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"

12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface

by zak May 12, 2004

GayRE

A clan on www.gamerankings.com that is considered to be very gay.

"Have you checked the GayRE thread lately? Its exceptionally gay tonight."

by Zak July 03, 2004

X-men

A group of mutant superheroes who are all gathered in a "school" (doubling as their headquarters). They fight bad mutants, bad humans, and retards that think they suck on peoples' anal cavities.

"The X-Men are about to kick your ass."

by Zak May 06, 2003

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003

terrorism

U.S. foriegn policy. For some reason we American seem to think that terrorism was invented on Sept. 11th, but it has been business as usual for the U.S. government for the last century.

The war on terrorism will not be over until the U.S. becomes a third world country.

by Zak November 15, 2003

fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

by zak March 24, 2005