zak's definitions

PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

by Zak May 12, 2004

careface

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"

12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface

by zak May 12, 2004

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 3, 2003

pleezbelieveit

Please Believe It. Meaning, "You better believe it!" Credits to Wheeler High School's Coach Yuhas and the Cross-Country Team.

"We live our lives 3.1 miles at a time. Nothing else matters. PLEEZBELIEVEIT!"

by Zak May 3, 2003

cynic

A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1

by Zak May 3, 2003

Fastskin

Also FSII

Tight swimsuit for rich people that supposedly mimicks sharkskin but it only lasts about 10 meets but stil its worth it becuase it makes you look fast!!

For the guys it comes in:
Brief, Jammer, Legskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, and Fullbodyskin

For the ladies it comes in:
Recordbreaker, Recordbreaker Kneeskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, Recordbreaker Bodyskin, and Full Bodyskin

Tom: Whoa look at that kid wearing the hi-neck kneeskin.
John: He must be fast and rich.

by Zak August 20, 2004

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005