Definitions by zacharydestasolomon

sexonable

(adj.) not able to be fucked by god

Cheick Camara: Lisa Mannie is sexonable right Neal Hooper
Neal HoopE: Na ya rayght

sexonable by zacharydestasolomon July 29, 2022

softy skills 

(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.

At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.

softy skills by zacharydestasolomon February 3, 2022

transitional governmental policy 

(n.) Making stuff up, pretending it matters, then changing your mind later.

in high school...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "I dunno, im getting married to Jake Veber"

at JFK airport...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "sure, that marriage was onvy a transitional governmental policy..."

transitional governmental policy by zacharydestasolomon January 31, 2022

edgefag 

(n.) someone who tries to look like they have opinions, individual, and self-determination but just follows the crowd

I tried rewatching reruns of The Fairly OddParents but Jake called me an edgefag.

edgefag by zacharydestasolomon January 23, 2022

deepfake 

(n) when you thought you seal'd the deal but find out it's a "NO!"

Whatta deepfake!!

deepfake by zacharydestasolomon December 8, 2021

NFTEX

(n) an online exchange of goods (also known as a 'marketplace') created for the express purpose for buying and selling NFTs and other weirdo memester zillennial fan art.

I got sideswiped bid swiping for those ADA Army NFTs so I went to a NFTEX called OpenSea and bought myself some Hoskinsons for the lulz.

NFTEX by zacharydestasolomon December 4, 2021

suckerberg

(v) to insta-trash a rejection email from Facebook after applying simply for the sake of spiting the Zuckster Supreme Chief Head God Almighty Among Mortals & Men.

I would have suckerberged dem shits on repeat but I forgot that long press marks multiple for the rubbish bin.

suckerberg by zacharydestasolomon December 3, 2021