A small piece of goopy material found on the gooches of dirty people, usually fecal matter of some sort.
by Your Name March 17, 2004

by Your Name December 1, 2003

In earshot of a toddler??? yell SMUTTHEAD!! in traffic instead. mix well with evil looks that do not draw attention to you.
by your name July 26, 2003

Only keeps its viewers because of Jackass. Only good show is Jackass. Disappointing channel that has such a cool show called Jackass.
Dammit Jackass shouldnt have to suffer being on a shitty channel such as MTV, it should be on Comedy Central or something.....but oh wait, the two channels DID have a bidding war for the show, and dammit MTV won.......because it was desperate for viewers, so then here came the greatest show.....JACKASS!!! Moral of story??? I don't want my MTV, but I want my Jackass! And the MTV bastards cancelled 3-South, ANOTHER good show. MTV sucks ass.
by Your name May 25, 2003

To have a piercing of one's PA. To then remove the piercing, and masturbate in such a way that when ejaculation occurs, the tip of the penis is covered in order for the semen to be expelled via the pierced hole.
by Your name June 24, 2004
