your mom's definitions

hick

somebody(like me)who worships:elvis,dirtbikes,and their cusins

"hey Cletus you know what my dream is???watching elvis rip out on my dirtbike while screwing my sister"

by YOUR MOM July 25, 2003

great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 3, 2005

hotch

ho + bitch = hotch

white girl:what a bitch.
asian girl:she is a whore.
back girl: dat gurl is a HOTCH!

by your mom March 7, 2004

alang

what you say when you're really washed to express that you are incapable of thinking about anything but bed

david: oh man, we smoked so much last night. george is so washed, he's just been lying in bed saying "alang" all day
george: aaalllaaaaaannnnngggg

by your mom January 31, 2005

bamboozling

Confusing pulling a Belgum

Belgum is bamboozling me

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

dhermit

Complete asshole who has no opinion of anyone but himself. Compensates for his lack of penis by being an obnoxious dick to everyone.

Damn dude, he's a real dhermit, isn't he.

by your mom March 20, 2003

straight trippin

what my hard drive is doing right now

Them spybot's is mad stupid, they got my hard-drive straight trippin'

by Your Mom September 16, 2003