your daddy's definitions

Quigoni

More woman than Enron will EVER get, whether he likes it or not.

Quigoni gets more in a week than Enron got in his whole life

by Your daddy April 28, 2003

MP5

An Excellent submachine-gun manufactured by Heckler and Koch(H&K). It has 3 settings:Semi-automatic, 3 round burst, and full automatic. The MP5 uses 9mm parabellum rounds used by handguns such as the beretta. widely used by the Special Forces and SWAT Teams, the MP5 is a versatile and reliable gun.

When you're going up against a SWAT team equipped with MP5s, you're fucked.
enough said.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

londay baz

a person actively involved in homosexual activity

man this indian is londay baz so we better beat him up

by YOUR DADDY September 9, 2003

magnum

A high caliber pistol capable of blowing someone's head clean off their neck. The most popular type of magnum is the .357, most of them are revolvers, but some magnums like the .44 are clip-fed. Other magnums like the .22 are not as powerful as the .44 or the .357, but still they have enough knockout power to kill a human with one shot if aimed at the right spot(Head, chest, neck).

You can't survive a magnum shot. Trust me.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

cork

another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)

1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.

by Your Daddy October 28, 2003

resist The Mist

you're gay-put the definition if you're cool enough to submit one anyway

by your daddy April 8, 2003

F.U.B.A.R.

ADJ. foo`BAR

An acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Reason. Used commonly for situations of extreme desperation.

Dude did you see that shemale that was all over Jack?

Yeah that was pretty F.U.B.A.R.

by YOUR DADDY April 18, 2003