phone bill

what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls

Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

man on the moon

Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.

We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?

by yorrick hunt February 02, 2008

steroids

common name for anabolic steroids; hormones used to stimulate muscle and bone growth

I knew my girlfriend was taking steroids when she tried to root me up the ass with her clitoris.

by yorrick hunt July 11, 2008

flolloping

a pronounced form of lolloping; extreme flopping about; great bouncing movement; much jiggling

Have a look at the lolloping, flolloping gut tongue on that fat bastard.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"

Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

by yorrick hunt January 31, 2008

soiled his diaper

1. (in reference to a baby) released excrement into his diaper or nappy
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum

1. You could tell by the smile on his face that he had just soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

dirty talk

talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal

DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.

by yorrick hunt February 06, 2008