yorrick hunt's definitions

on-line affair

a sexual relationship via the internet

She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.

by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

Doug Graves

member of American punk band "White Flag" (bass, vocals)

Who has the better name - Doug Graves or Paul Bearer?

by yorrick hunt February 1, 2008

tongue-lashing

the act of performing oral sex on a female

Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

man on the moon

Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.

We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?

by yorrick hunt February 1, 2008

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 19, 2008

snothole

1. snot hole; nostril
2. shortened form of "not, arsehole" or "not, asshole"

1. Get your finger outa your snothole, you dirty bugger.
2. Hey turd. Are you coming over tomorrow, or snothole?

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008