Definitions by yorrick hunt

phone bill 

what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls

Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.

phone bill by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

big mouth 

used in reference to somebody who likes to spread gossip, or who cannot keep a secret

His ex-girlfriend told everyone that he had a small penis. When he found out, he just said that she had a big mouth.

big mouth by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

urine 

liquid excreted by the kidneys

If you are dying of thirst, it is better to drink someone else's urine rather than your own because your body has already rejected yours.

urine by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

nonsense 

something that has or makes no sense

An example of nonsense:

Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.

nonsense by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

tautology 

saying the same thing twice over in different words

Some people think this is an example of tautology:

It would be easy to find a blind man in a nudist colony because it wouldn't be hard.

tautology by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

meaning of life 

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

meaning of life by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

romantic fool 

allowing feelings of love to override common sense

Was I being a romantic fool when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?

romantic fool by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008