yo mama's definitions

ripped

extremely low body fat combined with good musculature.

Lifting wieghts made me big, now dieting will get me ripped!

by yo mama September 15, 2003

Led Zeppelin

THE BEST BAND EVER!! This awesome late 60's early 70's group consists of Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham. They did a bunch of really famous songs like "Stairway to Heaven", "Gallows Pole" and "Kashmire" , to name just a few. Jimmy Page, the guitarist is the best guitarist ever to exist.. AND I MEAN EVER!

Hippie #1: "Hey dude I got these Led Zep tickets.. For the Song Remains the Same Concert."

Hippie #2: "Right on, dude. I dig it."

by yo mama March 5, 2005

arrowed

smote was indeed the correct usage, if you actually knew the reference he was referring to.

ARROWED! Ow, my skin!

by yo mama July 20, 2003

bastardman

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.

Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman

by Yo mama August 17, 2004

Cool Breeze

A crazy security guard at New Rochelle High School who drives around in a white Dodge Caravan trying to bust you going off campus.

Run it's the motha fuckin' Cool Breeze van!!!

by Yo mama February 12, 2005

wire

A jail code for passing on a drug.

(I.e-Pass the wire)

by Yo Mama February 11, 2004

south park

A show that makes fun of the horrible system we call society, lot of bad things but mostly true

Nambla, Wal-Mart, crippled people, and cussing

by Yo Mama April 16, 2005