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The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.
(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)
(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)
Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly
John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky
Kim German says I think about it every night and day
Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away
Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.
John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky
Kim German says I think about it every night and day
Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away
Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 30, 2009
Get the facebook singing mug.A party, usually attended by women or couples (but almost never just by men, and single men are almost never invited unless they're of the homosexual occasion). It is held at one person's house. That person may or may not be the host. Whomever the host actually is will come to the party with several large plastic bins filled with sex toys, lingerie, lubricants, and oils.
Kind of like a Pampered Chef, Tastefully Simple, or Tupperware party.
Kind of like a Pampered Chef, Tastefully Simple, or Tupperware party.
Ever since my wife came home with all that stuff from the fuckerware party, she hasn't had sex with me.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen April 12, 2006
Get the fuckerware party mug.A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008
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Get the cheezburger mug.A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.
"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'
by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007
Get the poop friend mug.The percentage number that indicates how nice someone's ass looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. The closer to 100%, the better that ass looks. May be abbreviated as ATP.
"Denise always buys the pants that make her butt look perfect. Every day, she's got a 100% ass-to-pants ratio."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 9, 2007
Get the ass-to-pants ratio mug.The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 4, 2009
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