dab the tip

To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.

Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."

by yes juanito yes June 19, 2018

watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

character transplant

A complete transformation of someone's personality and attitude after they have taken time away from their usual routine, or have had some type of life-changing experience.

"Our department manager was so nice, friendly and reasonable after she attended that weekend retreat. It was as if she had a character transplant."

"Bill is so different after beating cancer, then taking that long vacation. He must have had a character transplant."

by yes juanito yes August 30, 2014

whole milf

Totally desirable milf. Way better than 2% milf.

Whole milf is best enjoyed in D cup.

by yes juanito yes April 09, 2015

crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.

You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

by yes juanito yes December 02, 2014

puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

mall-haul

Lavish or massive amount of items purchased at a shopping center or mall and returned home. Popular term among tween or teen girls who report all the items they purchased or purchased for them to their friends.

My 11 year old daughter posted a video on You Tube telling all her friends about her mall-haul.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012