Definitions by yes juanito yes

not a pretty sight 

Unpleasant or bad to look at. Usually something very visual, but not always.

After the drunken brawl, Mike's apartment and face were not a pretty sight.

After using all those extra data allowances, my cell phone bill was not a pretty sight.

not a pretty sight by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

returd 

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.

That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.

returd by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

free tp 

No cost toilet paper. It's available everywhere: stores, restaurants, workplaces. Why pay for it if you just use it once and flush it?

I haven't paid for toilet paper in years. I just steal it. It's not just an idea, free tp is a movement.

free tp by yes juanito yes May 4, 2015

butt control 

Appropriate disposal of cigarette butts to prevent littering of parking lots, sidewalks and patios by smokers.

Butt control is healthy for everyone. Use an ashtray. Thank you.

butt control by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015

faux H2O 

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.

Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.

faux H2O by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015

gum control 

School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.

My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.

gum control by yes juanito yes April 16, 2015

whole milf 

Totally desirable milf. Way better than 2% milf.

Whole milf is best enjoyed in D cup.

whole milf by yes juanito yes April 9, 2015