yes juanito yes's definitions

Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

unselfie

A pic taken of yourself while donating to charity. Think "unselfish" and "selfie."

I have an unselfie of me dropping a bag of food into a donation receptacle.

by yes juanito yes December 3, 2014

K9 style

Doggie style. Common sex position. K9 = canine.

Last night, we did it K9 style. It's all good.

by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

puppy test

When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.

Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"

Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.

I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.

by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014

I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Spin Mop

An ingenious invention, the Spin Mop is a complete cleaning system that can be used to take care of unbelievable messes. It has a washer-side and a dryer-side, both foot-powered, to allow optimal use if the microfiber mop.

Have you seen the Spin Mop infomercial? I was totally amazed when they used it to clean the walls and floor of a filthy convenience store bathroom.

by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014