Definitions by yardardar

barely any

how much damage a train would suffer from hitting you.

stay off the dang tracks, the train will suffer barely any damage if it hits you. you, however, will be FUBR

barely any by yardardar April 1, 2021

Turbo 

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.

P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)

Turbo by yardardar April 1, 2021

IDC 

a mysterious abbreviation that nobody seems to care bout

P1: what does IDC mean?
P2: I dont care

IDC by yardardar April 1, 2021

not papyrus

the worst thing you can be.

P1: P3's music sucks!
P2: yeah, he's not papyrus
P3: I'LL SHOW YOU NOT PAPYRUS! *yeets instrument at P1 and P2, but misses*

not papyrus by yardardar April 1, 2021

april fools 

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

april fools by yardardar April 1, 2021

tonight on bottom gear 

the famous opening for the bottom gear memes.

*these are random names i came up with. also a reference to tom and jerry.*
jerry: tonight on bottom gear
tom: oh god he's reading another bottom gear thing.

tonight on bottom gear by yardardar March 30, 2021

howtotypespace 

this ain't google, but, you see that bar at the bottom of your keyboard? press it.

person: howtotypespace
other person: google it

howtotypespace by yardardar March 30, 2021