Definitions by yardardar

alphabet poop 

there is poop in my (alphabet) soup!

P1: man i gatta go
P2: NO NOT THE-
P3: it seems your alphabet soup is now alphabet poop
P4: press F to pay respects

alphabet poop by yardardar April 5, 2021

up down f**k it up 

what it sounds like they're saying in uptown funk

bad singer 1: up down f**k it up
BS 2: no it's (insert off key version of song here)

up down f**k it up by yardardar April 5, 2021

megalovania intensifies 

something you never want to hear.

P1: I ate a spicy taco a few minutes ago
P2: *scoots away* Megalovania intensifies
(megalovania earrape plays)

megalovania intensifies by yardardar April 1, 2021

bone 

a part of out skeletal system.

P1: I broke my toe last night. The bone will take a bit to heal.
P2: dang, I know how you feel. I broke mine a few weeks ago.

bone by yardardar April 1, 2021

hot pockets 

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.

P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.

hot pockets by yardardar April 1, 2021

what. the. frick. 

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH

P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1

what. the. frick. by yardardar April 1, 2021

heavily damaged 

you after driving like an idiot

if you drive stupidly you will be heavily damaged.

heavily damaged by yardardar April 1, 2021