ya mum's definitions

loxley

Slang (according to his mother) for little shit-faced piece of scum.

"Loxley, don't make me beat you up with a fork again...like i do everynight...

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

ya mum

a sex object

i fucked ya mum....
twice

by ya mum October 13, 2003

mole

a large dark brown skin area on the upper lip

Lauren Amanavich

by ya mum June 10, 2003

Dead-Drop

When your dog takes a shit, so you do the decent thing and pick it up using a dog shit bag but you don't want to carry it around like some dickhead so you drop it in a location where someone wouldn't find it. Like in a bush, or in a half buried grave or a child's school bag etc.

Ahh fuck. Me dog's done a shit. Ahh don't worry I'll just pick it up and leave a Dead-Drop.

by ya mum April 22, 2020

dom britton

That dirty guy that goes to church just so he can touch children.

I invited Dom to your kid's party.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

by ya mum November 18, 2003

red rum

murder spelled backwards, normally written on a wall in murder scenes, also red rum is blood

dumbass: whats red rum?
smart person: its the backwards spelling of what im gonna do to you!

by ya mum August 11, 2004