ya mum's definitions

mole

a large dark brown skin area on the upper lip

Lauren Amanavich

by ya mum June 10, 2003

loxley

Slang (according to his mother) for little shit-faced piece of scum.

"Loxley, don't make me beat you up with a fork again...like i do everynight...

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

hebitch

1. Unappreciative male
2. Male who enjoys the pleasures of screwing over others

'You ungrateful he-bitch'

by Ya Mum March 12, 2003

ya mum

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

Pencil

Collective noun for Gnus.

Get the pencil out of my pants.

by Ya Mum July 12, 2003

red rum

murder spelled backwards, normally written on a wall in murder scenes, also red rum is blood

dumbass: whats red rum?
smart person: its the backwards spelling of what im gonna do to you!

by ya mum August 11, 2004

ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

by ya mum November 18, 2003