cohenspiracy

Whenever a conspiracy is set up by the chosen people, the jews, is called a Cohenspiracy.
- Brad, I missed the news this week, what is the latest cohenspiracy?
- Well, Chad, as a matter of fact there are several cohenspiracies: Lebanese pagers and walkie-talkies rigged with explosives and remotely detonated by Mossad, some bomb magically appeared next to a Trump rally on Long Island and the checking-the-NGOs-would-be-antisemitic saga about importing Haitians in Ohio.
by xythras September 19, 2024
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rectinal scan

It's the retinal scan of your brown eye.
- Chad, have you heard that Tyler is mandating biometric Digital ID for browsing and shitposting on ZeroHedge?
- Well then Brad, looks like I'll give Tyler my rectinal scan.
by xythras October 13, 2024
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kosherpedia

A more woke wikipedia, where everything is presented twisted to make sure jews are always portrayed as victims and very very good people.
AI is nothing but a kosherpedia.
by xythras June 23, 2025
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Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
by xythras September 03, 2024
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jewrisprudence

Jewish subverted jurisprudence. Type of lawfare used by jews to subvert a state they infiltrated by changing/adapting laws of the land to favor them and disfavor the natives. The European laws against Holohoax Denial are best example of jewrisprudence. The US Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, co-created by a jew, Emanuel Celler, law that literally opened the US borders to the 3rd world, is another example of jewrisprudence.
- Hey Chad, have you noticed the lineup of the leading Lawfare attorneys against Trump and the Constitution are Jews: Marc Elias, Norm Eisen, Benjamin Wittes, Andrew Weissmann, Michael Bromwich, Michael Sussmann, Lawrence Tribe, Daniel Goldman, Paul Rosenzweig

- Yes Brad, it sure looks like jewrisprudence. This lawfare is essentially "jihad" waged via the courts against our own disintegrating common culture and national interests.
by xythras October 14, 2024
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jewspeak

A new type of wording, normal language muddled by jews, that the ignorant are calling it newspeak. Most often it's just an inversion on the meaning of words, turning them upside down, as a Baal/Lucifer worshipping deceiving technique, or a "positive" seeming wording of nefarious meaning words. Examples of jewspeak include carefully crafted pompous and sterile wording and definitions that either have no meaning, their meaning is the exact opposite of what they convey or is something o negative connotation compared to the seemingly innocent wording: Toxic Masculinity (term to disparage normal male biological, social, behavioral characteristics such as COMPETITIVENESS), Emotional Intelligence (fake and gay term for "compassion"), Planned Parenthood (inverse term for "abortion"), downsizing/streamlining process/freeing up workers = firing people, "holiday" used instead of Christmas, anti-racist meaning "anti-White", combating misinformation/disinformation = Censorship.
Planned Parenthood is Margaret Sanger's (jew) invented organization in charge with avoiding pregnancies through prescribed birth control pills, IUDs, etc and executing abortions (you see, Planned Parenthood is jewspeak for abortion and AVOIDING parenthood)
- Hey Gary, how would you go about when considering to become a father?

- I don't know Chad, I think I'll go to Planned Parenthood, have a vasectomy then adopt a niglet.
- (sarcastically) Very good Gaayrree, your plan is flawless even though sounds like jewspeak gibberish.
by xythras October 05, 2024
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Reverse Video Transcriptase is the technology through which glow niggers from MOSSAD, MI6, CIA, NSA, FBI, etc manage to secretly record oneself through their video camera of their own devices.
Brad, there's a video of you online fapping to some Taylor Swift song. Why did you upload it?
Damn, those glow niggers from JIDF must have hacked me and spied on me through Reverse Video Transcriptase. Next time I'll put a sticker on my cam and be on my merry fap.
by xythras September 25, 2024
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