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Townie

A townie (UK countryside slang) is a person from a town or a city.

Symptoms of this disease include being horrified that you've named the turkey that you're fattening up up for Christmas dinner, calling a cow a bull and not knowing what a heifer is.

This is a disease can be cured by living in the countryside for two years, and making yourself look like an arse to the amusement of every other country dweller.

Farmer Dai: Did you see that group of Londoners come into the pub earlier?

Farmer Arthur: I tell you what those bloody Townies do my head in.

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx January 9, 2021

lagerboy

Someone who only drinks lager. Often a bit of a chav in wetherspoons.

Coined by wychwood brewery.

"What's the matte, lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?"

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx March 11, 2021

Genesis

An absolutely shit band that Richard Hammond hated

*Stupid bit of a stupid Genesis stupid song plays*

Hammond: AAARGH I HATE THAT BIT

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx January 19, 2021

Chap

Derived from the British meaning of friend to mean one's gentleman's sausage.

How's your chap after last night, love?

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx January 19, 2021

Knurd

The opposite of drunk. If you are drunk you are unable to perceive reality properly, being knurd is having your comfortable illusions of life being stripped away and all of life's terrors are exposes.

Samuel is two drinks away from being drunk and is, therefore constantly a little bit knurd all the time.

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx November 10, 2020

Chillax

A combination of Chill and Relax, the most fucking infuriating word there's ever been.

Guy 1: Hey man just Chillax

Guy 2: I am going to urinate inside your eye sockets after they've been ripped out and sown into your scrotum if you ever say that to me again

Guy 1: Come on now, just Chillax...

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx January 22, 2021

Lemon

A mighty fruit

"I think it is a lemon, a lemon is a mighty fruit" - Rogal Dorn

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx September 25, 2021