xowe's definitions

Yankee Florida

The area of Florida south of Gainesville and not Key West or the Everglades.

Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Cool Mom

A mom that irresponsibly parents her teens and lets them drink alcohol, as seen in the Canadian blockbuster Mean Girls.

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Bama Bangs

The Northern term for a preppy brushed haircut.

When we went to Ann Arbor people kept calling our hair Bama Bangs, but everybody there has yankee hair.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Chip and Joanna Gaines

A couple in Waco that loves to flip other people's houses and make Waco beautiful. Their work is commonly seen in the HGTV series Fixer Upper.

Chip and Joanna Gaines saved my house from demolition.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Slu

Alabama Slang: An inlet on the lake.

The Coosa Queen was sailing yonder on the slu.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Coosa Queen

Alabama Slang: A boat that people like to party on; derived from the Coosa Queen event rental boat on Logan Martin Lake.

Y'all's kids turned the pontoon into a Coosa Queen when y'all were in Biloxi.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Yankee Teen Slang

Teen Slang terms that are popular in the entire United States except for the South.

Salty, Yeet, IMHO, TMI, Swag, Xanny Family, Saturdaze, five dive, and the like are all Yankee Teen Slang terms that we Southern teens think are weird.

by xowe March 31, 2019