Toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

by xander February 03, 2004

snoink

Snoink
Usage : Verb
Definition : To steal, or grab. To take something that wasnt offered.

Hey! Stop snoinking my french fries.
While walking through Sams Club, Sally snoinked every free sample even if it wasnt offered!

by Xander March 06, 2005

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

Swarr

Two faced, hypocrite, devils advocate.

I hated the piece of poo but John was being a swarr and loved it.

by Xander November 04, 2004

blarh!

A sound of disgust. The actual sound that you make when you die.

"You know what? I fucking thought that my herpes had cleared up! BLARH!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

oubipaws

A asshole and a bastard who is obsessed with computers.

Anyone who wants to be like Oubipaws should get fucked in the ass.

by Xander April 12, 2005

weiling

un-pwnz3st p3rs0n evar! comes up with the worst comebacks. and a DORK. but somewhat ok.

who's a very unpwnz1ng person?
weiling is.

by xander June 12, 2003