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sum mutha i capped 9 years ago
nigga stole mah cabboze
tupac by wtf March 18, 2005

holocaust 

A program referring to the extermination of all "impure" people, mainly concerning of Jewish origin by Nazi Germany in the years 1939-1945

Even though the holocaust also involved nearly 5 million people of non-Jewish ancestry, the mass extermination of the Jews decimated the entire Jewish population of the world by two thirds, and nearly eliminated almost all Jews residing in Europe.

Let's not forget, if the amount of Jews was proportional to the quantity of Americans for example, then the casualties would likely be circa 200 million.
Israel was created as a direct effect of this incident, because the Jewish people simply had nowhere else to go!
holocaust by wtf March 18, 2005

arse miner 

1. Something squashed in between ass master and fudge packer.

2. A homosexual
Billy: Daddy, I love you
Daddy: Eh wat are ya, an frikkin arse miner?! *belch*
arse miner by wtf March 8, 2005
Something what lil kids say after they hear it from the fifth graders. See fax regina pegina pennsylvania ants and Alabama
Mommy: Billy it's sleepy time now, come to bed!

Billy: Fax you in the faxing funt you stupid faxing son of a beech fax your mother, fax your father, im gonna faxing kill your funt until you faxing die you stupid faxing funt!!!!

Mommy: Isn't he adorable?
funt by wtf March 8, 2005

pokemaniac 

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.
Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!
pokemaniac by wtf March 1, 2005
Teh only operating system you can trust. Too bad it ain't no phawkin OS in specific, dude. The only *nix that can be used with ease and complete lack of leetness is Apple's OSX, though. Funny thing it ain't no open source and is bling bling imminent to get holda in a legal way.
Alice: "WTF? Me XP like b0000m?!!"
Bob: "Switch, me 1337 Apple dealer!!!11!!1"
Alice: "kk, tnx m8!"
Bob: "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"
Alice: ":ยด("
Bob: ":P"
unix by wtf February 21, 2005
1. Massachusetts Institute of Technology
2. Where a poker team came from and screwed Las Vegas
3. Where I want to go
4. The laid back and better version of Ivy league schools.
5. My Idiot Teacher
1. MIT is near Boston
2. MIT's are fucking stupid.
MIT by WTF January 10, 2005