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A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.
He's definitely only a single wide. He'll be out of the trailer park before his 25th birthday.
by wordguy2 March 09, 2010

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Word or information you meant to google when you had computer access, but then forgot until you were, again, without access.
How much does the average insurance salesperson make in Lincoln, Nebraska? Yeah, I know we talked about it -- but it's another of those darn lost googles, man.
by wordguy2 May 16, 2010

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A guy faithful to one dancer, following her schedule and buying private dances from no others.
John's waiting for Chesty Heaven before he gets a lap dance. He's such a stripper bitch.
by wordguy2 May 22, 2010

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An escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.
"Thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but I note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that I no longer find compelling or meaningful. Please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves."
by wordguy2 April 27, 2010

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The state of being stuck between two points of view, understanding both but not favouring one over the other.
Seeing the relative merits of both Aerosmith and the White Stripes, John was the understandwich in what he considered an unnecessary argument.
by wordguy2 April 18, 2010

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Auto racing term for a form of gas-and-go pit stop. Car is refuelled just enough to complete a race, but tires are not changed. Normally occurs under green flag conditions and when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief Lance McGrew.
by wordguy2 May 12, 2010

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A depiction or version of reality that exists in the movies or on TV but does not reflect actual reality. Tends to describe unbelievable feats of strength, faulty physics or abnormal noises.
He jumped from the building and was saved by Spider-man, who caught his arm just before he hit the ground. I mean, as if! It was so movie real and so not real real.
by wordguy2 April 12, 2010

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