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dreadlock

The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.
I've been in dreadlock over today's presentation. Are you sure we're ready?
by wordguy2 March 21, 2010
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marble

Auto racing term for a ball of rubber on the track that has come off of a tire. Usually used in the plural. Multiple marbles take over entire racing lanes on the outside of normal racing grooves or lanes. Marbles decrease grip, causing cars to crash in corners. Drivers compare driving on marbles to driving on ice.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., has been making great time on the high side. But that was too high. He got up into the marbles and slapped the wall.
by wordguy2 March 14, 2010
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real real

Real-world reality, as opposed to TV or movie reality.
What he did with that car was not movie real, man. It was real real -- through the fence, over the approach and into a barn. No shit. And he walked away.
by wordguy2 April 12, 2010
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splash-and-dash

Auto racing term for a form of gas-and-go pit stop. Car is refuelled just enough to complete a race, but tires are not changed. Normally occurs under green flag conditions and when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief Lance McGrew.
by wordguy2 May 12, 2010
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fleemail

An escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.
"Thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but I note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that I no longer find compelling or meaningful. Please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves."
by wordguy2 April 27, 2010
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Resident

A vehicle dent, usually small, that you have no intention of getting repaired.
It's got a couple of residents on the quarter panels, but otherwise my car is in pristine condition.
by wordguy2 February 25, 2010
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lost google

Word or information you meant to google when you had computer access, but then forgot until you were, again, without access.
How much does the average insurance salesperson make in Lincoln, Nebraska? Yeah, I know we talked about it -- but it's another of those darn lost googles, man.
by wordguy2 May 16, 2010
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