wordguy2's definitions
What he did with that car was not movie real, man. It was real real -- through the fence, over the approach and into a barn. No shit. And he walked away.
by wordguy2 April 12, 2010
Get the real realmug. Auto racing term for a form of gas-and-go pit stop. Car is refuelled just enough to complete a race, but tires are not changed. Normally occurs under green flag conditions and when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief Lance McGrew.
by wordguy2 May 12, 2010
Get the splash-and-dashmug. The act of leaving a difficult or boring situation. Usually uttered by stoners on sofas, the word dates from at least the 1970s. More a negotiation stance than a command, a fleeg utterance rarely results in immediate action.
The test pattern is killing me. Let's fleeg this popstand.
But McHale's Navy is coming on. We'll fleeg later, man.
But McHale's Navy is coming on. We'll fleeg later, man.
by wordguy2 February 27, 2010
Get the fleegmug. A socially weird and unusual public display, like Elaine's dance in the TV show Seinfeld (eason eight, episode 138). The subject performing an Elaine dance remainsoblivious.
He started tweaking his nipples while he spoke to a gym full of teenagers. It was so Elaine dance I thought I'd die.
by wordguy2 June 8, 2010
Get the Elaine dancemug. The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.
by wordguy2 March 21, 2010
Get the dreadlockmug. The paved portion of a racetrack on the extreme inside. Analogous to a highway shoulder, the apron often flattens out considerably -- a marked transition from the banking of the actual racing grooves. Daring or desperate drivers sometimes use the apron to pass, or to compensate for a tight condition in their racecars and get them to turn. However, the abrupt transition of the apron can also snap a car loose and force a spin.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., has spun coming out of turn four. A tire might have gone down, or else he went so low onto the apron, he snapped loose.
by wordguy2 April 27, 2010
Get the apronmug.