Definitions by woody

ratziekunt 

A wog term referring to the hairstyle; ratzie(rats tale).

Kella Ratziekunt, fuckin kella, it looks good with the kappa tracksuit kunt.

ratziekunt by Woody April 10, 2005

TTSP

Short for The The Strokes Party. The political party thought up By Justin (aka Julian), Woody (aka Albert), Jed (aka Fab), Lachy (aka Nick), Mrs Z (aka Nickolai). Will be joining Australian Parliament in the near future, but there will be no real legislation other than to listen to The Strokes.

TTSP members all listen to The Strokes

TTSP by Woody April 10, 2005

wolfbagging 

The art of making your lover puke while indulging in a spot of anal sex.

I was seriously hurt while wolfbagging.

wolfbagging by Woody March 9, 2005

Bum chunder 

A drinking forfeit where person 1 bends over and pulls down their trousers. Person 2 lies underneath, and drinks a pint of lager which has been poured skillfully through person 1's bum crack. Person 2 has to drink the lager as it dribbles off the testicles of person 1.

Give him a bum chunder!

Bum chunder by woody March 4, 2005

shash 

a mixture of the words "shit" and "trash"

like "Shitty Trash" which naturally becomes "shash."

It's an orignal composition by me and Lunchbox.

"Those guys are wayyy white shash

shash by Woody January 27, 2005

dealio 

Pseudo-Spanish for "deal", used to lend an air of urban-chic to an otherwise urbane sentence.

Ok folks, here's the deal...
- vs -
Alright peeps, here's the dealio...

dealio by Woody January 24, 2005

Coathanger and towel technique 

If you ever need to catch a mouse, get it under the microwave. block any exits with a towel/cloth and then flush it out with a coathanger.

Paul and Taz rejoiced triumphantly when the bastard mouse was captured. Then the fat arab put it outside and it died. Poor little shit.

Coathanger and towel technique by Woody November 23, 2004