woody's definitions

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

flat stackables

paper money

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

by woody May 25, 2003

di di mau

To unass an AO (area of operations), normally because Charlie (or Baghdad Bob or some other bad guy)is about to do you doggie style.

Lieutenant: "Looks like the enemy is advancing."
Sergeant: "Yes sir. Time to di di mau before we get boofed."
Lieutenant: "What?"
Sergeant: "We should fall back before they get behind us, sir."

by Woody September 9, 2004

trouzer stain

ur grampa sez that when he was n bed he soiled himself. after 3 washes it was officially a trouzer stain

i got me trouzer stain when my mom cought me jerkin my gurkin

by Woody September 19, 2003

man-gina

man vagina

his man-gina hurts

by woody August 9, 2003

dealio

Pseudo-Spanish for "deal", used to lend an air of urban-chic to an otherwise urbane sentence.

Ok folks, here's the deal...
- vs -
Alright peeps, here's the dealio...

by Woody January 24, 2005

right nice

Trailer park term for the degree at which something has value.

I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer.

by woody May 25, 2003