woody's definitions

Frodo Connor

A ginger caveman-like being, with the eyesite of a dead bat. With hairy toes, and vile body secretions he is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet. Shame he's had every disease under the sun.

When Frodo goes to iraq, the US Army will believe he is a chemical weapon that has the power to exterminate every poor cunt that comes near him.

by Woody January 28, 2004

balloonjuice

The contents of a used condom.

Don't get no balloon juice on me!

by woody October 9, 2004

Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

by woody April 29, 2004

crotch gravy

Partially solid matter that collects on either side of the yam bag, and/or on the gooch.

I had so much crotch gravy you'd think it was a holiday.

by Woody April 28, 2003

Carbone

See Bethann Carbone.

by Woody June 4, 2003

going steady

This term is used when you have been dating someone for a considerable length of time and have developed a strong relationswhip with them.

"Are you still shagging that bird?"
"Yeah, we're going steady"

by woody February 10, 2004

butter wang

A girl who is exceptionally hot. But-her-wang.

Butter face is bad, but butter wang is far worse.

by woody May 25, 2003