Definitions by woody

Washing theory 

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

Washing theory by Woody February 24, 2004

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

horse eating oats by woody February 11, 2004

going steady 

This term is used when you have been dating someone for a considerable length of time and have developed a strong relationswhip with them.

"Are you still shagging that bird?"
"Yeah, we're going steady"

going steady by woody February 10, 2004

Bell's End 

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

Bell's End by Woody February 9, 2004

Frodo Connor 

A ginger caveman-like being, with the eyesite of a dead bat. With hairy toes, and vile body secretions he is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet. Shame he's had every disease under the sun.

When Frodo goes to iraq, the US Army will believe he is a chemical weapon that has the power to exterminate every poor cunt that comes near him.

Frodo Connor by Woody January 28, 2004

Stednott

A shameful being, whose penis has been seen by everyone in Newquay (apart from a child called Stella).

Ed, she's only just legal mate.

Stednott by Woody January 28, 2004

cheermy 

An extreemly intelligent person who isn't cher.

Wow look at that Cheermy over there!!

cheermy by Woody January 20, 2004