doo-rag

cloth or mesh that fit properly over the head and can be used for to enhance the appearance of "waves" on a persons head, keep braids un-nappy, or just to wear for style.

Guy 1:I'm wearing my doo-rag to get waves!

Guy 2: Dude, that looks like a head condom.

by Woobie June 04, 2005

Mewtwo

Probably the only Pokemon that's actually cool. The only Pokemon who seeks world domination and plots for him and his clones to inherit the world. He is the most powerful of all Pokemon and can withstand anything that comes his way.

Mewtwo: Behold my powers. I am the strongest Pokemon in the world!

by Woobie June 01, 2005

Carrie Underwood

The winner of Fox's American Idol during its 4th season. Bo Bice placed second after her.

I wanted Bo to win American Idol.

by Woobie July 18, 2008

FEMA

the people who took so damn long just to help those in need of a certain hurricane that we are all too familiar with. partly George W. Bush's fault as well.

Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.

by woobie October 10, 2005

nigga please

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.

Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.

by Woobie June 01, 2005

Kool-Aid

the universal drink of the hood.

My favorite flavor of Kool-Aid is red.

by woobie October 10, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Items of such atrocities that do NOT exist!

Geroge Dubya: Hmmmmm, we've been searchin' for them weapons of mass destruction for about 4 years now and still ain't found none. Well, we must call for more American troops wasting there lives for no reason in Iraq! (when it should really be Afghanistan because of Al-Qaeda)

by woobie October 10, 2005