woobie's definitions

FEMA

the people who took so damn long just to help those in need of a certain hurricane that we are all too familiar with. partly George W. Bush's fault as well.

Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.

by woobie October 10, 2005

Carrie Underwood

The winner of Fox's American Idol during its 4th season. Bo Bice placed second after her.

I wanted Bo to win American Idol.

by Woobie July 18, 2008

Barack Obama

Our only hope for a black president.

Bill Clinton was the closest to a black president, but Barack Obama is ACTUALLY black and our only hope.

by woobie October 8, 2005

skreet

the ghetto way of saying street. usually when one is too lazy to use the correct pronunciation.

why did the nigga cross the skreet?

by Woobie February 26, 2006

Mewtwo

Probably the only Pokemon that's actually cool. The only Pokemon who seeks world domination and plots for him and his clones to inherit the world. He is the most powerful of all Pokemon and can withstand anything that comes his way.

Mewtwo: Behold my powers. I am the strongest Pokemon in the world!

by Woobie June 1, 2005

SOB

acronym for

S- Son
O- Of (a)
B- Bitch

you stupid, SOB!!!!!! (when someone doesn't want to be too graphic by using the actual words)

by woobie October 10, 2005

doo-rag

cloth or mesh that fit properly over the head and can be used for to enhance the appearance of "waves" on a persons head, keep braids un-nappy, or just to wear for style.

Guy 1:I'm wearing my doo-rag to get waves!

Guy 2: Dude, that looks like a head condom.

by Woobie June 4, 2005