A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
by wolfbait51 October 02, 2011
The scrotal raphe is a visible line or ridge of tissue that runs through the midline of the scrotum and upwards through the posterior midline aspect of the penis (penile raphe. Also known as the scrotal seam or bowling ball bag zipper.
I always thought the scrotal raphe was a scar left from where they installed my balls at the factory.
by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011
When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.
Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.
Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.
by wolfbait51 May 04, 2011
A reverse mullet that is all party in the front and all business in the back and is worn by Mr Lyle Lovett.
by wolfbait51 June 01, 2011
When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011