A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
When kids walking home from the bus stop frolic and wrestle in the fallen leaves that have been raked to the curb also find the dog shit that was raked up.
I had dog shit caked in my hair from the autumn surprise in front of Mrs Jones house. Fuckin' dachshunds!!
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
What happens to old men when they inevitibly develop "long balls". Their nutsack looks like an upside-down ostrich head as viewed from behind.
When I saw grandpa's drooping ballsack hanging out of his bermuda shorts,I asked him what was wrong with him,he said; "Son,when you turn 70 you automatically become ostracized."
by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
by wolfbait51 March 31, 2011
Joke
A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"
A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"
The young boy was so named because the first thing his mother saw at the moment of his birth was a shitting dog.
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011