Definitions by wolfbait51
autumn surprise
When kids walking home from the bus stop frolic and wrestle in the fallen leaves that have been raked to the curb also find the dog shit that was raked up.
I had dog shit caked in my hair from the autumn surprise in front of Mrs Jones house. Fuckin' dachshunds!!
autumn surprise by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
counterproductive advertising
Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.
Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.
counterproductive advertising by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
stinkmosis
The uncanny ability of shit smell to transfer through 8-10 layers of quality toilet tissue to the wiper's hand,as if by osmosis. One tell-tale clue that you have acquired skinkmosis if if the wiping hand feels damp.
After pooping and wiping,I always do a stinkmosis sniff test to see if I need regular soap or germicidal gel or both.
stinkmosis by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
lipstick dick
An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.
lipstick dick by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
Rice Krispy Treat
I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.
Rice Krispy Treat by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
gummy musket
A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
gummy musket by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011