Definitions by wolfbait51

Pinks All Out 

1) A popular drag racing TV show

2) A peek inside the girl's locker room

3) A pack of male dogs around a bitch in heat

Someone left the girl's locker room door ajar and I got a glimpse of Pinks All Out.

Pinks All Out by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.

I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.

coffart by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

fuck number 

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

fuck number by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

mullested 

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mullicious 

Rude,evil or malicious behavior on the part of a mullet head. Mullet malice.

There were three rednecks ejected from the concert for their mullicious behavior.

mullicious by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mullatte 

A bi-racial individual with a mullet pretending to enjoy a latte.

Look at that mullatte over there sipping on a latte and reading the Wall Street Journal....... upside down.

mullatte by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mullamb 

A sheep that has had all of its wool sheared off except for an area on the back of its neck.

As an amusement,a lot of Alabama sheep ranchers shear their sheep in the mullamb style.

mullamb by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011