overbusiness

to overbusiness, the process of overbusinessing, a state in which you can find yourself (ideally on purpose)

to just succeed in business with pure nonchalance, to shake hands and close deals en-mass and be a serial hi-fiver, to have a certain flair for the money, to make it happen fast in a world where capitalism is law and be the alpha gamer of the game, to build an empire where few others, as a percentage, have dared to, to come out of every human interaction with a new action-investment plan, to be Starfleet, not Kirk, on your enterprise.
Doug: friend, i have a vision.
friend: maximum overbusiness!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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archangel

a nickname sometimes given by the gods to very nice people
some God: I name you Archangel Gabrielle.
by wokeup2this July 08, 2022
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heavy metal

music genre that can infuse even the most sad romantic song with anger, making you feel the bitterness behind the soft flowing words, previously too subtle, before this translation, teaching us not to make the mistake of idealising toxic, co-dependant situations, and glorifying drama as passion - "It must have been love", a good example, and what many like to focus on when looking at their relationships.
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".
researcher: what heavy metal would you recommend?
Doug: i think i'm gonna go with osmium.
by wokeup2this July 16, 2022
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incense

something you inhale, like cigarette smoke, so be mindful to not develop lung cancer. skip!
the modern person: if i can't use incense sticks to build up an atmosphere and make my house smell nice, what else? diffuser oils?
Doug: what are they made of? hopefully something ok for lungs. check! but why not bake some cookies, you can add vanilla extract, it works! plant some nice lilies or citruses, and figure out how to get them to bloom in sequence, so that you always see and smell something nice around. or just bake more cookies with lots of vanilla extract, everyone will like you more!
by wokeup2this July 09, 2022
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wicked slam

(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to prove a point and establish absolute authority
2. that cool hip upcoming prison

3. a malefic poetry contest. that verse tornado, that ravishes the audience and leaves a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. that old, but still cool, Onyx song.
Doug: on his show, John Oliver did a wicked slam on the wicked US slam system. "Disgusted, busted"! (quoting Onyx) activism poetry, hard to compete there.
by wokeup2this July 22, 2022
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running

cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.

searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?

if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.
anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.
by wokeup2this July 09, 2022
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feng shui

one of the first schools of interior design, teaching basic rules for combining materials so that there's no clash.

both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.

is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?
feng shui specialist: you can't put that there, the Qi is attacking your bed!
Doug: i understand.
by wokeup2this July 09, 2022
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