wiseman 's definitions

speaky

Idiot,a dumb kid.pwned

OMFG!My dad will kill you!!!!111oneoneone

by Wiseman April 30, 2004

two fisting

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.

Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

Erica Durance

Extremely hot actress who plays Lois Lane on the WB's 'Smallville'.

Erica Durance is a babe! Did you see the episode of 'Smallville' where she went undercover as a stripper?

by Wiseman August 4, 2006

the good part

What a guy fast forwards to when he is watching porn and is about ready to blow his wad.

Oh man, get to the good part now! I'm ready to cum!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

fag hole

The middle urinal in a group of three.

Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.

by Wiseman June 18, 2006

ralph chunks

The act of vomiting.

Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006