wiseman 's definitions

speaky

Idiot,a dumb kid.pwned

OMFG!My dad will kill you!!!!111oneoneone

by Wiseman April 30, 2004

two fisting

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.

Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.

Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

the good part

What a guy fast forwards to when he is watching porn and is about ready to blow his wad.

Oh man, get to the good part now! I'm ready to cum!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

Schevers

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.

Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

HFCS

High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.

One of the ingredients in Dave's cola was HFCS.

by Wiseman July 10, 2006

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006