wiseman 's definitions

ralph chunks

The act of vomiting.

Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

fag hole

The middle urinal in a group of three.

Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.

by Wiseman June 18, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

mung

A sticky glob of nastiness left on the end of a Louisville Slugger that was roughly inserted into the vagina of a fat sweaty woman for her sexual pleasure.

Dude, did you see the mung left on that bat after he fucked Holly with it? Nasty!

by Wiseman July 7, 2006

Erica Durance

Extremely hot actress who plays Lois Lane on the WB's 'Smallville'.

Erica Durance is a babe! Did you see the episode of 'Smallville' where she went undercover as a stripper?

by Wiseman August 4, 2006

Schevers

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.

Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

HFCS

High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.

One of the ingredients in Dave's cola was HFCS.

by Wiseman July 10, 2006