used mainly by valley girl wannabes or previouslys at the end of a sentence; applies in-your-face emphasis; connotes finality; similar to and interchangeable with, ‘and done’
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.
Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.
Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.
Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.
Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.
bitchy friend: (sarcastically, while disapproving of an outfit): hmm, wish I thought of that color scheme
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap
guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap
guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap
by williet hughnot November 01, 2019
when you are so in love with this guy, he’s beautiful, talented you dream about him, he’s like the king of everything you ever wanted and he makes you think you have a chance oh wow
the women he wants and gets with
the women he wants and gets with
narrator: he could be with any one he wanted, including the princess herself yet he arrived alone
audience: he wants trash
narrator: ...then the princess arrived glowing with gems and dripping with beauty and the possibility of love
audience: go home he wants trash
audience: he wants trash
narrator: ...then the princess arrived glowing with gems and dripping with beauty and the possibility of love
audience: go home he wants trash
by williet hughnot November 29, 2019
ugly-faced female
Jovan: Sit next to me
Tomas: I can’t there are assigned seats at this thing. Have you met my date?
Jovan: I’m surprised you came
Fiona: Damn, Tomas is here with some busted flee
Tomas: I can’t there are assigned seats at this thing. Have you met my date?
Jovan: I’m surprised you came
Fiona: Damn, Tomas is here with some busted flee
by williet hughnot August 19, 2023
I can’t hear you
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
Dr. Anna: You are now in the range of Type II Diabetes. You are considered well-managed.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
by williet hughnot September 02, 2023
narcissist spectrum asshole NSA
someone (most typically male) who has been group diagnosed and thus medically confirmed by dating females as falling anywhere along the dial between garden variety and full blown narcissist sociopath/psychopath.
if you don’t know what a narcissist is, or these other hijacked psychology terms suggest you ref urban dictionary, top ten signs you are dating one on website blogs or any one of a growing number of Instagram accounts set up by the NSA conglomerate to explain what the hell is going on. This network has single handedly defined the grail most psychologists can only grasp at. They equip themselves and others by banding together and getting the communication out there
Diagnoses may include multiple stops along the personality disorder rainbow. Toxic masculinity and male entitlement over many millennia seem in part to play a role in this disease series
someone (most typically male) who has been group diagnosed and thus medically confirmed by dating females as falling anywhere along the dial between garden variety and full blown narcissist sociopath/psychopath.
if you don’t know what a narcissist is, or these other hijacked psychology terms suggest you ref urban dictionary, top ten signs you are dating one on website blogs or any one of a growing number of Instagram accounts set up by the NSA conglomerate to explain what the hell is going on. This network has single handedly defined the grail most psychologists can only grasp at. They equip themselves and others by banding together and getting the communication out there
Diagnoses may include multiple stops along the personality disorder rainbow. Toxic masculinity and male entitlement over many millennia seem in part to play a role in this disease series
client: do you think I’m the reason I’m miserable? maybe I just need to look more at myself and get back into my hobbies and stop blaming and criticizing him -gets up to leave the session
veteran1: see how you aren’t trusting yourself! get me a Starbucks in here stat
veterans2: no, please sit down. all our combined notes have identified you are in a trauma bond with a level 3 NSA with multiple personality disfunctions. we’re prescribing this blog and a heavy dose of trusting yourself and other veterans. YOU ARE NOT CRAZY
veteran1: see how you aren’t trusting yourself! get me a Starbucks in here stat
veterans2: no, please sit down. all our combined notes have identified you are in a trauma bond with a level 3 NSA with multiple personality disfunctions. we’re prescribing this blog and a heavy dose of trusting yourself and other veterans. YOU ARE NOT CRAZY
by williet hughnot December 01, 2019
1. really bad fashion sense, not in style, sad and no effort or without funds
2. when someone gets hit or gets something they deserve though
2. when someone gets hit or gets something they deserve though
mean girl: did you see the girl at the counter? Nobody wears torn leggings anymore gah
friend: sad attempt at goth, purse and eyeliner tragic
girl: lololllll !! Brandi left her bf and called him scrubs, now he is dating Beyoncé
other girl: ha, tragic
friend: sad attempt at goth, purse and eyeliner tragic
girl: lololllll !! Brandi left her bf and called him scrubs, now he is dating Beyoncé
other girl: ha, tragic
by williet hughnot December 14, 2019
When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
by williet hughnot August 04, 2023