Definitions by williet hughnot
joint slay
when two queens exchange a look and nod saying nothing and each proceeds in due course to hit the others successive king on the sly. queen will normally check a bitch who tries to harm her man but, sometimes the kings cross a line and there is disrespect. a queen must remain loyal. but never disrespect her. keep it up and you will result in full scale thermonuclear war with many queens in the board. this bad situation can be easily avoiding by stop giving hoes her jewelry while the queens get your table scraps
queen1: uno
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
joint slay by williet hughnot September 2, 2020
Liberty hammer
think statue of liberty except this bitch lies in wait behind the drapes of your bedroom. Instead of a lamp torch she holds a Thor-like hammer which she wields with righteous vindictive justice. She emerges from the shadows after watching you sleep and strikes when you least expect and just keeps coming
Liberty hammer by williet hughnot August 15, 2020
bim
my
Body Impresses Me
not to be confused with Body Mass Index which is an antiquated measure of health used by fat-shamers and the health elite to basically make everyone envy those (them) who were pretty much by genetics alone gifted great metabolism and an ability to utilize their insulin without interference by environmental disruptors. And by privilege probably able to stay in great shape having more money and time. And need I add it’s been proven many highly desirable individuals BMI is not even close to ideal range.
also not to be interchanged with Balls In Mouth
which could also be another meaning of bim
Body Impresses Me
not to be confused with Body Mass Index which is an antiquated measure of health used by fat-shamers and the health elite to basically make everyone envy those (them) who were pretty much by genetics alone gifted great metabolism and an ability to utilize their insulin without interference by environmental disruptors. And by privilege probably able to stay in great shape having more money and time. And need I add it’s been proven many highly desirable individuals BMI is not even close to ideal range.
also not to be interchanged with Balls In Mouth
which could also be another meaning of bim
doctor: obesity is a number one health priority, how could you let yourself descend into this lowly state!!
fitness expert and nutritionist: my lucky genes and money give me the right to lob unsolicited condescending tips to you on your weight
that bitch: oh woe is me, my bim is high!! my body impresses me
fitness expert and nutritionist: my lucky genes and money give me the right to lob unsolicited condescending tips to you on your weight
that bitch: oh woe is me, my bim is high!! my body impresses me
bim by williet hughnot January 29, 2020
d4p
dust for prince
when a man is so highly sought after by hordes of women that he must refrain from engaging in social media at all or showing up at events women totally want him at. his previous account(s) are frozen in time OR he has only the most basic business account OR he has literally NOTHING online through which women can lurk or send DMs or nudes. he could go to the best parties and be fawned all over but he’s nowhere.
women have searched high and low “dusted for prints” like the FBI but are left with nothing, nothing to breathe on, swoon over, follow, lurk, chase, try to impress, fight over, create drama or snap his hot shirtless self
It’s really frustrating but honestly it’s 4tb
for the best
when a man is so highly sought after by hordes of women that he must refrain from engaging in social media at all or showing up at events women totally want him at. his previous account(s) are frozen in time OR he has only the most basic business account OR he has literally NOTHING online through which women can lurk or send DMs or nudes. he could go to the best parties and be fawned all over but he’s nowhere.
women have searched high and low “dusted for prints” like the FBI but are left with nothing, nothing to breathe on, swoon over, follow, lurk, chase, try to impress, fight over, create drama or snap his hot shirtless self
It’s really frustrating but honestly it’s 4tb
for the best
girl1: where is that hot guy from the play, I can’t find him anywhere on social media?!
girl2: seriously, this is the casting call party I thought he might finally show
girl3: if you guys know where he is you better spill
girl4: trust me if I knew I’d tell you
girl5: hags it’s d4p, literally this guy is off the grid
girl2: seriously, this is the casting call party I thought he might finally show
girl3: if you guys know where he is you better spill
girl4: trust me if I knew I’d tell you
girl5: hags it’s d4p, literally this guy is off the grid
d4p by williet hughnot January 29, 2020
eurotrash
a term used in the eighties and nineties when techno (electronic music) was mainly something the Europeans and foreign exchange students were into, or the international students. the only place American youth were exposed to techno music at that time were at clubs that teenagers had to use fake IDs to get into, that were either thrown up warehouses where you could still smell the chipboard, or four-level cigar-smoke filled buildings in downtown DC named “Z Club” or Baltimore “Egypt” nothing in between.
eurotrash were the international guys who tumbled into the club or local mall out of a smoke filled yugo, van or delorian-nothing in between. unmistakable the vehicles were lit with neon trim, were often stacked with car stereos and booming electronic music. commonly with at least one friend with a German or Indian accent, signature heavy cologne and offering drugs unknown at the time in the US, at least one of these guys would have been hot if not for hanging with at least one guy way to old for the scene who was abjectly creepy and awkward.
eurotrash were the international guys who tumbled into the club or local mall out of a smoke filled yugo, van or delorian-nothing in between. unmistakable the vehicles were lit with neon trim, were often stacked with car stereos and booming electronic music. commonly with at least one friend with a German or Indian accent, signature heavy cologne and offering drugs unknown at the time in the US, at least one of these guys would have been hot if not for hanging with at least one guy way to old for the scene who was abjectly creepy and awkward.
club girls: guys finish your cigarettes, purple haze and wine coolers, I think it’s late enough to go in
eurotrash pull up: cough cough, heleuuu. how are you fine ladies, see you in there yeah
girls: I bet they got moves though
eurotrash pull up: cough cough, heleuuu. how are you fine ladies, see you in there yeah
girls: I bet they got moves though
eurotrash by williet hughnot January 27, 2020
gone rogue
a state of defiance that ever so slowly creeps in after the tears and getting burned one time too many. when an abused person finally has their epiphany and realizes they are just everybody’s punching bag, a generally good person who always gives too much, loves too much, always first to apologize just rolls over and still everyone just keeps taking and using and asking for even more. when they’ve finally gotten mad and start tripping the system, misbehaving, being bad and breaking the rules for maybe the first time ever, they’ve gone rogue. funniest when it’s really out of character for someone and justified.
A great example is the Joker. Everyone gets it and actually roots for him even though he is bad, because they know what he came out of and he is finally fighting back. Going rogue against a corrupt system that always keeps you down is something people can get behind. It means going bad, turning to the dark side, going from a straight A student to someone who smokes pot and skips school.
A great example is the Joker. Everyone gets it and actually roots for him even though he is bad, because they know what he came out of and he is finally fighting back. Going rogue against a corrupt system that always keeps you down is something people can get behind. It means going bad, turning to the dark side, going from a straight A student to someone who smokes pot and skips school.
boss: where is Amanda today? The meeting is in ten minutes and we need her slides for the presentation!
Amanda: -walks in very late with shades on snapping gum and with a Denny’s breakfast to go- I’ve got your damn slides and you’ll get them on USB at the meeting
co-worker: damn Amanda’s gone rogue!
secretary: did someone leave this photocopy of their ass in the printer on purpose because I’m offended.
Amanda: -walks in very late with shades on snapping gum and with a Denny’s breakfast to go- I’ve got your damn slides and you’ll get them on USB at the meeting
co-worker: damn Amanda’s gone rogue!
secretary: did someone leave this photocopy of their ass in the printer on purpose because I’m offended.
gone rogue by williet hughnot January 26, 2020
anyhoo
an annoyed form of the word “anyhow” that means “anyways...” or “moving on...” with a slight pause. usually accompanied by an eyeroll and/or sigh and sometimes over-exaggerated flip of a magazine page like “who really cares”.
generally signifies something significant has happened but, is over now and so, can we all please move on and stop discussing it. To really put an end to it one can add “so what’s new in the world...” it’s over.
generally signifies something significant has happened but, is over now and so, can we all please move on and stop discussing it. To really put an end to it one can add “so what’s new in the world...” it’s over.
friend: ...of course then she was all over him at the party and they left together even though he totally had a girlfriend and she knows it... Anyhoo.. eyeroll...sigh
friend2: so do you think this nail color goes with what I’ll be wearing tonight
friend2: so do you think this nail color goes with what I’ll be wearing tonight
anyhoo by williet hughnot January 26, 2020