"okay theres this couple and they've been dating for about 3 years
but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.
they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.
the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love
so hard.
and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."
but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.
they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.
the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love
so hard.
and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."
by William Warney April 12, 2011
- while ya` watched his feet , he used to punch ya` right in da nose.
- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.
- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".
-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.
- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.
- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".
-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.
by William Warney March 14, 2010
by William Warney October 22, 2009
- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.
-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?
The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.
Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.
-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?
The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.
by William Warney April 05, 2011
the Attorney General:
Head of the United States Department of Justice and chief law officer of the Federal government. The Attorney General represents the United States in legal matters, oversees federal prosecutors, and provides legal advice to the President and to heads of executive governmental departments. Each state also has an attorney general, responsible for advising the governor and state agencies and departments about legal issues, and overseeing state prosecuting attorneys.
Head of the United States Department of Justice and chief law officer of the Federal government. The Attorney General represents the United States in legal matters, oversees federal prosecutors, and provides legal advice to the President and to heads of executive governmental departments. Each state also has an attorney general, responsible for advising the governor and state agencies and departments about legal issues, and overseeing state prosecuting attorneys.
by William Warney July 14, 2009
by William Warney December 13, 2010